Potatoderpiness' Pvp Guide

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  1. DerpyPotato

    DerpyPotato mineman pro pvper ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    So, many of you asked how I PvP?
    jk no one did I was bored so I made this
    ^ don't mind that it's just my self conscious.

    Actually, quite a few people asked me. So I'm gonna tell you. Grab your popcorn, your gaming chair and a cup of Mountain Dew, sit back, and relax, I'm gonna give you carpel tunnel (jk)

    1. So first step, is to download a dank pvp texture pack (I recommend mine wink wink) cuz he dang default/faithful fire covers like 3/4 of your screen, so download a low fire rp (resource pack)

    2. Then, you want to assign the keys on your keyboard to be keys you are comfortable with, John my sprint key as R so I don't need to stretch my index finger that much. And if you are playing a mini game that requires a lot of Hotkeying (pressing the numbers on your keyboard to go to that slot) I recommend assigning some numbers to your mouse (that's if, it has side buttons.) Only do this when you are used to Hotkeying with side buttons, otherwise you will be dying pretty quickly.

    3. Arrange your inventory, like put your sword on the slot you are comfortable with.
    Sword on first slot, fishing rod/projectiles on second slot, flint and steel/lava bucket on third slot, bow on fourth, ender pearl on fifth, water bucket for sixth, debuffs/buffs on 7 and 8, something else on ninth.

    4. Use hacks Do NOT hack, you will get banned. I repeat. DON'T

    5. Practice your aim, if you want to jitter and absolutely destroy you wrist, I'm fine, I destroy my arm on a regular basis! Yippee! So first practice your aim without clicking, then start clicking, TADAH! Finish, if you want to learn how to jitter, just practice slowly, don't immediately try to explode your veins, do it slowly :)

    6. Learn your position. If you are on low ground, the player above you has shorter reach, so stick with low ground. But if you are on top on a mountain or something, try jump hitting, it's harder for the other person to hit (unless the person has pro pvp skills like me ahem) and it will also crit that person, which is more damage and more knock back, so the person will plummet to its death down the hill and will result in body parts spewing everywhere... Fun!

    7. Learn techniques to PvP, there is W tapping (where you tap your W key) there is the circle strafe (where you go around he person whilst swinging) there is the blockhit method (ahem @Destial will explain :D) there is just normal strafing and there is the famous straight lining (absolutely no stafing at all, can work when you have good ping or when you fishing rod combo someone, or also when your opponent does not read this guide.)

    8. Know how far you can hit in Minecraft, max reach for a non hacker is 3.58 to 4.475 meters. That's if you have 0ms (no delay) so the higher your ping is, the longer the delay, so imagine you have 500ms, you click on someone, run away about 10 blocks away, and after 1 second he gets hit, so it will seem that he got hit 10m away but actually it's the hit delay. Don't ask how I know. (1 block = 1 meter)

    9. Learn more about PvP. Mid air hits do more knock back. Jittering will help you hit faster, because when you hit, there is a delay, and jittering will give you a higher chance of you clicking at the exact tiem the delay ended. A fully changed bow is a critical arrow. And so many other things.


    So that was all for my guide! I hoped my guide helped you all! Like this thread of you think it did, and give feedback too, on ways I can improve my thread, I can accept constructive criticism. Thanks for wasting your precious time just to read my thread, I will see you next time. Bai'

    -Potato

    Okay, in order to jitter click, well... How I do it, is intense up the mucsles in my whole arm to give it a constipation effect, you know wen you constipated your body shakes? Ya... Do that to your arm, it will shake, and just use the shake to your advantage and put your finger on the mouse, tadah! You have now officially learnt how to break your own wrist! Cya!
     
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    when i jitter, i can easily kill/rekt anyone
     
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    Things you should get :

    1. OP Ping
    2. OP Mouse & PC
    3. Comfortable gaming chair
    4. Doritos and mountain dew
    5. Air horn incase you killed someone in an MLG way ( 360 Crit maybe? )

    ok i only got 4 & 5 :(
     
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    When i jitter my cps instantly drops xd
     
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    Jk its a meme now

    Whut if I am your teacher :O

    Hye five!

    Wait wat

    Hax
     
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    Why do you PvP. If we PVP it causes hurt to other people and world peace will never be a thing.
     
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    Lel ... i need to learn this moar.... im bad at PVP ....
     
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    This made my day ! hahahhaa
     
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    Congratulations, you just made my day.

    Anyways, this guide is informative but I have a suggest. For the inventory management part, you can show some screenshot of the arranged inventory.
     
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    Hmm?

    Also, I have a better guide than this.
     
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    Hue hue hue HUE HUE HUE >:3
    --- Double Post Merged, 23 Mar 2016 ---
    I'll take a screenie of the arranged inventory when I get back from school :)
     
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    This actually might help thanks!
     
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    If I use aimbot then PingBoy uses reach and you use autosoup :)
     
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    Thanks! :D

    Dayum
     
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    And I use all